Pardon me, old chap.
I’ll do no such thing.
Splendid. Tell me, what letter has its own brand of shoes?
I do not know.
Well, D, obviously.
I’m sorry?
The answer, clearly, is D. The letter D.
Well, I’ve never heard of D shoes.
Never?
Never.
Well, perhaps not the entire institution of the letter D, but certainly one instance is known for shoes.
Just a singular letter D?
Just the one D, I would say, yes.
I don’t believe you.
But I tell you it’s true.
So, for instance, [scribbles] this D makes shoes?
Don’t be silly. That D couldn’t make shoes if it had to. But another D, on the other hand…
Another D.
Yes, not that one particularly, but certainly it’s done by one D. Certainly, a D…
A D does?
Ah! You’ve heard of them!
You are a scoundrel and a cad.
I am no such thing.
| Ruth Gibbs | Voice 1 |
| Ben Gibbs | &c. |