It has been a long time since I created, much less updated, a web page. This is one of those. This is, one might say, a whole web page, of the kind that people can look at and read. The page itself seems inclined to a) insist I use some sort of regurgitation machine to create content, but Ha! the joke’s on it, I already have one living behind my nose, and b) suggest I should be selling you something, as to which suggestion you have my full permission to flush a nickel down the toilet at your discretion and pretend I sold you the opportunity.
Don’t flush nickels down the toilet, best beloved, especially not for a joke as bad as that.
I should put that on a T-Shirt.
